CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS
MADE ME DO IT

Of all the things I’ve earned professionally, this pains me the most. While bringing a weird sense of Dad pride.

You see, I was tasked with a mission, after I opened my mouth about how bad it was to Google dad jokes and use them instead of writing original ones: Go For It, Casey.

Thus, three+ weeks of writing only Dad Jokes. Hundreds, literally. The selects were made into a deck of cool trading cards and given away at Tampico activations/field marketing events.

Some never should have seen the light of day. Some unfortunately never saw the light of day. All forever scarred me.
 
Enjoy!